First annual Neitherworld Bake sale

[beryls_lackey]

*there was a explosion in the kitchen, and black smoke poured from the doors and windows. Inside the smoke, humming could be heard. There we find Kyoko working hard over what looks like purple mud. There are several other kyoko's running around, setting up decorations, cutting cookies, and cleaning up.

Hmm hm hmmmm. Its almost done. With this, I could start our first charity bake sale! All donations go to the disabled prinny association. My lady will be so proud of me!

She takes out the picture of Raspberyl.

Oh My lady, I love it when I see you work so hard. Your so cute scamperingaround, helping the weak and needy. I would do anything to make your dream come true.

*Ding

Ah, the cakes done! Go get that please.

*A nother kyoko takes out a cake from the oven... which seems to be vib rating oddly. She takes it out of the kitchen where a bunch of other odd food is set up nice and fancy on a table. The real kyoko comes out with a bowl containing the s\oddly solid purple liquid. She does a hand sign, and her clones disapear. She coughs slightly.

Welcome to the First Neitherworld Bake sale!!! Come get some freshly back sweets and food!

Comments

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

[Asuka just finished making that strange maid head-piece out of paper]

I volunteer to help with the selling! I even got the proper accessoire~

Ah, that is such a nice idea you had there, such a wonderful usage of the body clone technique! [Asuka suddenly claps]

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Why Thank you asuka, you are too kind. I may not act like an honor student ninja, but I am a ninja none the less. And I love the head peice. All I got is this apron I made last night. i hope it looks ok. I got the idea from a magazeine I found by an honor students locker.

*The outfit basicly covers her normal cloths, still exposing her cleavage. If someone only glanced over, it might seem like she's only wearing the apron

Now, lets make some money for those poor prinnies!

[papercranelover.livejournal.com]

It seems fine from what I know from classes!

*Goes and is hospitable and asks every passerby to buy something*

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

A three cadburry egg omelette, if you would!

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, right away! I'm glad I did reseach and found out almost everyones favorite food....

*she grabs a box. its is shaking alittle.

That will be 100 Hell :)

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

Aah, such wonderful service and devotion to your work! Surely, this is one of the finest of life, and must cost millions of...

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

Oh. One hundred, you say?

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Yes, even though its for good cause, I can't ask for anything more. That would be very rude of me :)

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

Do you take tips?

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

We do, but it can't be too much. That would be asking too much of you. and we don't get any of it, those poor prinnies do.

*She points to a sign that shows a bunch of prinnies that are horribly beaten and maimed. Almost all of them have etna's boot on them.

[velvetassistant.livejournal.com]

I cannot allow your service or your cause to go unrewarded~

*opens a coin purse, turns it upside down on the counter, several hundreds of thousands of HL pouring out. She walks over towards the prinnies, a heavy, beating downpour of change raining upon them*

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Th-thank you very much! I feel bad for you giving all this... but what a sign of genorosity...

*She is so moved that a tear forms on her eye. Meanwhile the prinnies are screaming in pain.

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

As much as I hate to tell you this, this isn't actually our first "bake sale".

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, then a sign change is needed.

*She pulls out a marker from her cleavage, and crosses out first, and puts, Another

That should do it. Now, would you like something?

[theysaidiwasmad.livejournal.com]

*discretely buys a cupcake.*

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

That will be 10 Hell. Thank you very much.

*bows

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Oh! This-This is such a great idea! I wonder why I never thought of it!!

*Her eyes are sparkly and her hands clasped together*

To show my appreciation! Not only will I help you to sell things here, but I will also donate some of my own money for the cause!

*she proudly hands Kyoko 500 Hl*

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Your Genorosity never ceases to amaze me My Lady. Here, I made an outfit just fore you.

*She hands Raspberyl a super cute maid outfit, complete with glasses..

I thought this would catch peoples attention, while also bringing out your your cutness.

Maid.. Beryl.. SO CUTE..

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

*she blushes a bit as she takes the outfit*

Oh! T-Thank you! I'm sure to look very professional with this on!!

*Shescampers off to the back and soon returns happily wearing it*

So, how do I look?

*she looks back at the skirt part and waggles her tail a bit*

I think it's a perfect fit!

SO DAMN CUTE!!!

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

*Kyoko has to cover her face for a moment to hide the utter look of joy in here eyes.

I-its Perfect My Lady. Your cuteness is overwhellming. Ots perfect for the most Badass delinquent out there!

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Thanks! I need all of the cuteness I can get! We learned back in the acadamy that cuteness can help you get what you need! And I think that means we'll be getting donations from all over!

*She runs out in front of the tables cutely and holds up a sign that also reads "Another Annual Netherworld Bake sale"*

Come one, come all to another netherworld bake sale! The donations go to a good cause!

You could help a poor prinny with a broken flipper to recooperate! Aid a Poor prinny with broken legs in reciving a new wheel chair!

[konokafetish.livejournal.com]

Uhm...do you have any cake that could be given as a present...?

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Oh! A gift! That's so thoughtful of you!

You're a "grade A" delinquent for sure!

I'm sure we can make you the perfect gift cake!

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

We have plenty of different cakes to choose from. We got zombie carrot cake, Terror Pound cake, Boston scream cake, and death by chocolate cake. Which would you like?

[konokafetish.livejournal.com]

Uhm...

Those cakes sound dangerous

What is death by chocolate cake like?

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Ah, my special cake, which I'm most proud of. I take alittle bit of every type of chocolate there is and put it in a cake. its the worlds best chocolate cake there is.

200 Hell

[konokafetish.livejournal.com]

...okay...

Two slices please

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Ok, here you go, have a nice day. I hjope Konaka likes it

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Well, we made alot of money today. My Lady, you can keep that outfit if you want. It looks great on you, and we can use it for other events.... *and you can ware it anytime you want as well...

[willninja4food.livejournal.com]

While you may be kinda my rival sort of, I will take advantage of your bake sale!

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Rival? what do you mean Miss Izuna?

[willninja4food.livejournal.com]

[I'm a ninja, she's a ninja; my signature trait is big boobs, her signature trait is big boobs; I have a pinkish outfit, she has a pinkish outfit. Is she really not catching on?]

Uh, nothing. Can I have a brownie?

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Sure. What type of browine. Regular, Nut, or hash?

[willninja4food.livejournal.com]

...Hash? Uh.

I think I'll just have regu--Oh, wait. I don't have any money.

[Bawls.]

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Well.... I can't let a person with no money go hungry. Here.

Gives izuna 4 brownies.

[willninja4food.livejournal.com]

If only I--wait. Seriously? F-Free food? That's awesome!

[Devours all four in about three seconds.]