Sex Education: Learning the do's and don'ts of Sex in the world!

[beryls_lackey]

*Many fliers have been passed out and posted on the walls of Baal's castle and in the surrounding land. They say:

"Sex Education: Learning the do's and don'ts of Sex in the world!

Come learn from smart and beautiful ladies the rules of sex, and what you can do to prevent awkward situations!

Do miss out! Starts XX/XX/XXXX at 5 pm in Baal's Auditorium."

On it was a Picture of Kyoko and Raspberyl, but blacked out so one might not know who there were. In the auditorium where many of posters showing a cross view of sexual organs, STD's, abstinence, rape, and other sex ed related posters. Quite a few of them had Chibi Raspberyl talking about not sexually harassing fellow demons. There were a few Kyoko Clones around, handing out pamphlets, condoms, and bananas. The real one was one the stage with a Nurse hat on. She looked really happy, and was ready to start preaching to anyone who showed up.*

Comments

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Ah... why bananas...?

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Ah, Miss Reisen!

Well, the banana's are to tech people how to put on a condom correctly. Did you know 90% of demons don't even know what a condom is?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

O-oh...

I-I just use master's birth control medicine...

[realfakehero.livejournal.com]

... You know, this is giving me all kinds of thoughts I could really have preferred to have never thought.

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

But Sir Cain, so many demons do not know proper sex ed. They also don't know anything about sexual harassment. I hope to teach them both of these things.

[realfakehero.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think lots of them know about sexual harassment. They just don't know what the words mean.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Hmm, you set up everything nicely Kyoko! With any luck we'll be making sure demons all over this netherworld know why they shouldn't sexually harass people!

I just hope no one has the wrong idea about this.

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

I do hope they learn. I'm getting tired of punishing those orcs...

Why would they? We are just trying to teach people.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Well, you know how some demons are, they'll try to take something nice you do and turn it around to make it look like you were doing it for a different reason, and for some reason this subject gets a lot of that!

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

*just...staring at the flier*

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Is there Something wrong miss?

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

This is an...awfully frank advertisement.

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

**This...
Is...
Awkward...

Also, Yoyo knows 'that rack' from the black out fliers.

Alas, he DOES show up, even if he knows HOW to use a condom (not that he's ever used one before but, he's from 'the streets', so he knows.**

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello Yoyo. Are you here to learn from me today?

[shape-da-future.livejournal.com]

**Still more awkward**

Uh... well... **It's NOT supposed to be awkward but...** You mean... you... and me...

[konokafetish.livejournal.com]

[Setsuna opens the door, as she heard a ruckus, and is inspecting.

She turns as red as fire upon closer inspection of the room<(/i>]

Wha-what is this-NO!

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Oh, Miss Setsuna. Are you here to learn about sex?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to seduce me or something? Because of this leaflet is supposed to scare me, it isn't.

And what's with these stupid organs and stuff? That's not romantic at all. Even I know that.

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Miss Tenshi, I think you are getting confused.

We are trying to teach people, not seduce them. What would have given you that idea?

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

[This. Face. Forever]

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong?

[a-mans-soul.livejournal.com]

...


You made it boring.


[eats banana]

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

What do you mean Sir Kamina?

And those banana's aren't for eating.

I am sorry I missed this

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

It's to show a demon how to put on a condom.